Monday, October 8, 2012

Zombies!

I'd been chased by zombies for a while when I realised I'd had enough of the dream, that it was a dream, and started yelling at myself "wake up! wake up right now!" It didn't work and I ducked behind a shelf or something against a wall and watched zombies walk past while I thought about what to do. One stopped in front of me and started eating a person. It was Hugo.

I got to a house which was relatively safe for a while. I'd met up with other people and there were cars nearby, but as we were going to them there were small zombie creatures which would set themselves on fire and then attempt to cling to you so you would catch on fire as well. I was smashing them with a stick and they were making squeek noises like a dog toy as they died.

We got to the cars and I started asking who we could ride with as our car wasn't there. Simon said everyone had to go in their own car and I was majorly pissed, but then Tom let us go with him. He had a stretch mini...

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Sample Cakes

Dave got really pissed off because Harris bought a selection of 6 wedding cakes to dinner for us to sample. He was insisting it was pointless as he wasn't getting married... but the cakes were good!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Ptero-dog

Driving along a dirt road in a nature park towards a camping van we passed a number of birds in a clearing and stopped to see what kind of birds were congregating. There were many different kinds and one came right up to the bus and then changed into a four legged dog like creature which had pterodactyl wings. A girl got off the bus and pulled open the creatures wings because she wanted to have a better look and it turned around and bit her on the arms.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Illegal Bears

We were driving a spy sub around in the ocean watching whales which was pretty amazing. When we got back to the base there was a guy using a bear to fish in a little boat which was illegal. He saw us and tried to leave so we attempted to get his number place, but it was in a code... BEEHS EBB........ I tried to take photos because I knew I wouldn't remember the whole sequence but then he tried to run us down. He set the Land Rover in gear and then jumped out of the car but it veered off, missed us and went over the cliff and into the ocean.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

License Codes

A creepy young boy wanted to know the license code for a game, but I didn't know it. His hysterical mother was in the garden and couldn't work out what was wrong with her, but walking back into the house I noticed a vaguely human shaped stain on the carpet in the lounge room and another smaller stain in the entry. I asked the boy if his uncle had arrived as perhaps he knew the code. He smiled and said "He didn't know." I found the code on the back of a packet of cereal that was on the kitchen table and gave it to the boy then went to talk to the mother again. She was still hysterical and still "gardening" so I decided to leave before I ended up part of the garden too.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Mansions

I bought part of an old mansion which consisted of 3 bedrooms and just as many bathrooms but was quite run down. The lady that owned the winery next door had done up the out building as a restaurant and offered me the rest of the house for a great price. The downstairs ceilings were tall with a beautiful dual stair and gorgeous long driveway.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Chicken Effects

I was working on special effects for a film and it was running behind. The woman who was managing the project took our pets from the company kennels, but up the road my chicken flew out of her arms. I got angry and called her, running to pick her up as a dog started chasing her. She flew into my arms just in time and I demanded the rest of the week off and exclaimed how irresponsible it was to take the chicken without putting her in a carrier, especially as my work was on track despite the others.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Tidal Waves

The tide was coming in with the waves getting bigger and bigger. There was a small rectangular slot in a stone wall so I took off my pearls and put them into the slot and the waves stopped.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Disguised

I was a king but had to go undercover as someone was killing royals to get themself on the throne. I disguised myself as a girl and tried to slip away during my uncles funeral but as a nobody it was difficult to get transport anywhere.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Melting Icebergs

I was staying in a hostel so I could go to uni. We had a major project due but I hadn't done it because I'd just got married so instead I tried to do a demonstration about icebergs but my cardboard kept melting in the cold water and my teacher was distractingly dressed as a devil.