One Hundred Thousand Dreams

We'd been on holiday and I was still a little annoyed that Mark had cost us an extra $128 because he'd spent over an hour in the shower and used up all the water. When we got home we found that his Dad had spent $100k renovating our bathroom and it looked horrendous. In fact the sink area wasn't even connected right and the tiles were starting to lift off the wall. One wall had small aqua blue tiles, one had large off white tiles and the third wall was made up of tiles of all shapes and sizes with pictures on them. I spent the rest of the dream lamenting what we could do with $100k if we had it.

Aztec Zombie Bread!

I was at a secret aztec pyramid archaeological dig because I knew secrets about ways to get in, but the lady was a complete jerk so I took off all my clothes and hid in the sand because my skin tone matched perfectly and then went through a secret enterance with my pet frog to get away from them. Once underneath the pyramid I put on some clothes again and a professor and a bunch of students came walking through and I asked the professor to employ me so I wouldn't have to work for the she-bitch from hell again and to also get her fired and get my dog back which she had.

Then we found there were zombies everywhere and Mark and his friends had guns so we were shooting them, but they kept coming unless you really tore them apart and we were running out of bullets. We finally got to a safe spot and could get some sleep, but in the morning when we got reinforcements everyone had turned into slices of bread and I couldn't remember which one was Mark.

Tinkering with Necromancy

I was some kind of wealthy person expected to attend dinner parties, etc, but I decided that wasn't for me so I needed a new career. I could choose between tinker, gypsy or prostitute. I decided on tinker as they had started a small musical band and were more respected than the gypsy group. One of the girls was kidnapped and taken into a haunted house and as part of my initiation I had to get her back. I had to defeat all the undead things and I worked out there was a chant that had to be performed on a certain design on the floor which included a pentagram and "666". After we defeated the spirit necromancer he told us that this was only the beginning or "part 1" and he would return again stronger.

Flaming Pedophile

I was looking after a Japanese child star and a pedophile was trying to kidnap her. He had flame red hair that gradually turned grey as the dream progressed and we tried secret doors, travelling along roof-tops and balconies only, trying to lose him in a market place and all kinds of weapons from stun guns to samurai swords.