Thursday, August 2, 2012

Ptero-dog

Driving along a dirt road in a nature park towards a camping van we passed a number of birds in a clearing and stopped to see what kind of birds were congregating. There were many different kinds and one came right up to the bus and then changed into a four legged dog like creature which had pterodactyl wings. A girl got off the bus and pulled open the creatures wings because she wanted to have a better look and it turned around and bit her on the arms.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Illegal Bears

We were driving a spy sub around in the ocean watching whales which was pretty amazing. When we got back to the base there was a guy using a bear to fish in a little boat which was illegal. He saw us and tried to leave so we attempted to get his number place, but it was in a code... BEEHS EBB........ I tried to take photos because I knew I wouldn't remember the whole sequence but then he tried to run us down. He set the Land Rover in gear and then jumped out of the car but it veered off, missed us and went over the cliff and into the ocean.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

License Codes

A creepy young boy wanted to know the license code for a game, but I didn't know it. His hysterical mother was in the garden and couldn't work out what was wrong with her, but walking back into the house I noticed a vaguely human shaped stain on the carpet in the lounge room and another smaller stain in the entry. I asked the boy if his uncle had arrived as perhaps he knew the code. He smiled and said "He didn't know." I found the code on the back of a packet of cereal that was on the kitchen table and gave it to the boy then went to talk to the mother again. She was still hysterical and still "gardening" so I decided to leave before I ended up part of the garden too.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Mansions

I bought part of an old mansion which consisted of 3 bedrooms and just as many bathrooms but was quite run down. The lady that owned the winery next door had done up the out building as a restaurant and offered me the rest of the house for a great price. The downstairs ceilings were tall with a beautiful dual stair and gorgeous long driveway.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Chicken Effects

I was working on special effects for a film and it was running behind. The woman who was managing the project took our pets from the company kennels, but up the road my chicken flew out of her arms. I got angry and called her, running to pick her up as a dog started chasing her. She flew into my arms just in time and I demanded the rest of the week off and exclaimed how irresponsible it was to take the chicken without putting her in a carrier, especially as my work was on track despite the others.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Tidal Waves

The tide was coming in with the waves getting bigger and bigger. There was a small rectangular slot in a stone wall so I took off my pearls and put them into the slot and the waves stopped.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Disguised

I was a king but had to go undercover as someone was killing royals to get themself on the throne. I disguised myself as a girl and tried to slip away during my uncles funeral but as a nobody it was difficult to get transport anywhere.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Melting Icebergs

I was staying in a hostel so I could go to uni. We had a major project due but I hadn't done it because I'd just got married so instead I tried to do a demonstration about icebergs but my cardboard kept melting in the cold water and my teacher was distractingly dressed as a devil.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Giant Slayer

I was some kind of elite special agent sent to kill a giant. I went past it and set up in a sniping position lying on the ground with a special yellow gun that shot huge nails. I managed to shoot it three times in the head making it really angry before it saw me so I ran around a corner out of its site and ducked behind some cars and bushes. Then I realised I had a bright yellow gun so I tried to hide that under my clothes as the giant came to search for me. The three shots were enough to kill it though and it collapsed on the road.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Chicken Trip

I was late for a bus and my little chicken was following along like a puppy so I scooped her up and put her in my pocket. On the bus I took her out and the girl sitting next to me thought she was adorable and was patting her. Harriet loved all the attention.