I was an astronaut about to take my first trip into orbit. We were put into the space ship, but then it needed to be moved by truck to the launch site. While that was happening we took our seats and started final checks. I found crumbs from schnitzel and chips on my seat so the first thing out of my mouth when the commander asked for my checks was "Where is the hoover? Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I should have to clean this shit!!"
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