Take Home

I was picking up some things and carrying them back home. It was very awkward as I had to carry two large photo frames, a folder of work, a big fluffy cat and a Boost Juice.

Lizard Egg

I was playing with some little birds when I heard a noise behind me. The last egg hatched, but it wasn't another bird... it was a lizard that grew quickly to te size of a komodo dragon. It was an introduced pest species so we tried to catch it in a cat carrier so we could kill it but it was very hard to get in the little cage and when we finally got it in there it thrashed about very violently.

Viking War

The vikings were gathering to go to war. There were two war parties - one that would go to a battle with a relatively good chance of success and one that was more like a suicide mission. Guess which straw I drew. I said there was no way I was going to go and a big guy laughed as he slapped me on the back and put a helmet on my head.

Luckily I wasn't in mortal danger... but there was an epic scrabble battle!

New Old King

There was a struggle for the next in line of succession as the queen was getting older. She had taken to hiding her seals of office for fear someone would put her seal on a document that would strip her of her power. In order to combat her rivals she decided her old consort would be made into a king in his own right.

This meant the king (me) would have to take the decree and do a meet and greet with the people. For the first time in years I ventured outside without an escort. Knowing this in itself wouldn't be a problem as I was well loved I confidently walked out. It was raining a little so I clicked my fingers and pointed up expecting umbrellas to be held, then looked around in surprise finally remembering there would be no servants on this trip.

At the first verandah I was already soaked through. The man who answered the door thought I was a beggar and offered me food. When I explained who I was he took me and showed me many problems with the city. People homeless and living in other peoples roof-spaces. Drug addicts that were homed with the disabled and infirm because there was nowhere else for them to go. I swore I would do everything within my new power to provide more resources and funding for the people.

Derranged Gunman

I was going to the bank, but before I walked in some people stopped me and said there was an armed robber inside. I realised I left my bags back where I'd come from so I went back for them, then started heading to the bank again. A school teacher stopped me and said we should go a different way.

We were walking past a building and to my right I noticed a guy with a gun trying to pull me into a room. I said "No thanks" and pretended not to notice his gun and walked on. He pulled the school teacher into the building instead. As soon as I got around the corner I run for it to where there was a crowd of children (I was a child too now) waiting to get on a bus. Before the buses left the guy with the gun lined us all up.

I tried to call the police before he noticed and after getting a few words through put the sound on silent but left the call connected in my bag hoping they could hear the guy talking. He lined us up and was giving everyone weapons. The first people got machine guns loaded with bullets. A few people got sticks of dynamite that looked like relay batons. I was given a small round bomb that was covered in a Cadbury cream egg wrapper and the guy told me with a grin "You're clean up... that one is going to make one hell of a bang. Don't worry. I've got the remote for that one."

We were all instructed to get on the bus which didn't have any seats inside. From outside he yells "You have 10 seconds to start killing each other, or we'll kill you from outside." I tell one kid to shoot out the windows which he does and I try and make a run for it.

At this point the dream fractured into 3 dreams. One had a car crash in front of me, but it was not bad and I threw away the bomb then slipped into the first car and had the driver take me away while I called the police again. Fragment 2 was me slipping across the road into a golf course and throwing the bomb into a lake. Fragment 3 was the bomb starting to beep and I threw it wildly where it exploded a petrol station.

Immortal Dinosaurs

There was a tyrannosaurus that was eating everyone and couldn't be killed because he had a belt on that made him immortal. I tricked him into trading belts with me and then lured him towards some hungry dragons by having him chase a dog that he wanted to eat. The dragons flew down and carried off the dinosaur.

Not my Car!

Mark was picking me up and told me all about his new car. I was a little surprised and wondered where he got the money from. As we reached the car park he showed me to a blue sedan... with my number plates on it. I got really angry that he would sell my car and buy a piece of crap sedan.

House of Bathrooms

I was in a house with a tiled floor. The interesting point about the tiles was the two contrasting lines running down the hall. If you stepped or touched these lines a giant worm with teeth would come out and try to eat you.

We were looking for something, so we moved through the house checking all the rooms when I got to a corner and noticed a man working in an office. He came out so I hid in a bathroom, then ducked out and ran past the office door and around the next corner to... another bathroom. Realising it was a dead end I ran back past the office before he could come back, but I was too late and had to duck out a side door into the garden.

Across from my exit there was another door into a room in the garden so I crept across and opened it... another bathroom. I gave up and crept back into the house and past the office and was making my way to the front door. I stepped into the dining room before realising there was anyone there and the lady of the house saw me immediately and began shouting, so I ran for it.

Tea Party

I've been forgetting to update this. Oops!

I was getting everything ready for a tea party with cushions on the ground and a low table to spread out all the yummy cakes. My old dog was there and I told her to turn into a rabbit, but she wouldn't. I told her "hurry up and turn into a rabbit before mum gets here or you'll wreck the tea party!"

Monkey Cuddles

I was at a quilting club and a lady opened a box and handed me a monkey. It lay curled up in my arms for ages and I was sad to have to put it back in the box when the lady had to go home.