Thursday, May 10, 2012

License Codes

A creepy young boy wanted to know the license code for a game, but I didn't know it. His hysterical mother was in the garden and couldn't work out what was wrong with her, but walking back into the house I noticed a vaguely human shaped stain on the carpet in the lounge room and another smaller stain in the entry. I asked the boy if his uncle had arrived as perhaps he knew the code. He smiled and said "He didn't know." I found the code on the back of a packet of cereal that was on the kitchen table and gave it to the boy then went to talk to the mother again. She was still hysterical and still "gardening" so I decided to leave before I ended up part of the garden too.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Mansions

I bought part of an old mansion which consisted of 3 bedrooms and just as many bathrooms but was quite run down. The lady that owned the winery next door had done up the out building as a restaurant and offered me the rest of the house for a great price. The downstairs ceilings were tall with a beautiful dual stair and gorgeous long driveway.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Chicken Effects

I was working on special effects for a film and it was running behind. The woman who was managing the project took our pets from the company kennels, but up the road my chicken flew out of her arms. I got angry and called her, running to pick her up as a dog started chasing her. She flew into my arms just in time and I demanded the rest of the week off and exclaimed how irresponsible it was to take the chicken without putting her in a carrier, especially as my work was on track despite the others.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Tidal Waves

The tide was coming in with the waves getting bigger and bigger. There was a small rectangular slot in a stone wall so I took off my pearls and put them into the slot and the waves stopped.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Disguised

I was a king but had to go undercover as someone was killing royals to get themself on the throne. I disguised myself as a girl and tried to slip away during my uncles funeral but as a nobody it was difficult to get transport anywhere.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Melting Icebergs

I was staying in a hostel so I could go to uni. We had a major project due but I hadn't done it because I'd just got married so instead I tried to do a demonstration about icebergs but my cardboard kept melting in the cold water and my teacher was distractingly dressed as a devil.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Giant Slayer

I was some kind of elite special agent sent to kill a giant. I went past it and set up in a sniping position lying on the ground with a special yellow gun that shot huge nails. I managed to shoot it three times in the head making it really angry before it saw me so I ran around a corner out of its site and ducked behind some cars and bushes. Then I realised I had a bright yellow gun so I tried to hide that under my clothes as the giant came to search for me. The three shots were enough to kill it though and it collapsed on the road.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Chicken Trip

I was late for a bus and my little chicken was following along like a puppy so I scooped her up and put her in my pocket. On the bus I took her out and the girl sitting next to me thought she was adorable and was patting her. Harriet loved all the attention.

Monday, March 26, 2012

One Hundred Thousand Dreams

We'd been on holiday and I was still a little annoyed that Mark had cost us an extra $128 because he'd spent over an hour in the shower and used up all the water. When we got home we found that his Dad had spent $100k renovating our bathroom and it looked horrendous. In fact the sink area wasn't even connected right and the tiles were starting to lift off the wall. One wall had small aqua blue tiles, one had large off white tiles and the third wall was made up of tiles of all shapes and sizes with pictures on them. I spent the rest of the dream lamenting what we could do with $100k if we had it.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Aztec Zombie Bread!

I was at a secret aztec pyramid archaeological dig because I knew secrets about ways to get in, but the lady was a complete jerk so I took off all my clothes and hid in the sand because my skin tone matched perfectly and then went through a secret enterance with my pet frog to get away from them. Once underneath the pyramid I put on some clothes again and a professor and a bunch of students came walking through and I asked the professor to employ me so I wouldn't have to work for the she-bitch from hell again and to also get her fired and get my dog back which she had.

Then we found there were zombies everywhere and Mark and his friends had guns so we were shooting them, but they kept coming unless you really tore them apart and we were running out of bullets. We finally got to a safe spot and could get some sleep, but in the morning when we got reinforcements everyone had turned into slices of bread and I couldn't remember which one was Mark.