Foxy Lady

I was watching an exotic dancer and near the end of her act she sat kneeling down with her back to us and she transformed into a fox woman. I realised that I would be able to transform too, but I didn't know how so I watched carefully, then afterwards had my body guards introduce her to me so that I could ask her questions about how she transformed.

I'll Form The Head

I was at work and I received a phone call from someone wanting a website. After they explained what they wanted me to do they proceeded to tell me that they would only pay $2-3 and it had to be done by the end of the week....

After work I went to the station to wait for my bus, but instead of a bus a train arrived, and it was a steam train but there were no carriages, just the engine. It blew the whistle and then continued through the station.

I walked to a room and someone asked about a cosplay I was building. Luckily the 5 other people I was making it with were there so we could show how our giant Gundam suit went together and how we had planned it so we'd each be a part and we'd join together to complete the robot. ("And I'll form the head!"... actually I was an arm)

Eunuch and Sweet Cakes

A Eunuch gathered a large group of young women and led us to a dining hall in a large manor house. There was a long banquet table lined with tea and sweet cakes of every imaginable kind. At the end of the hall was a set of double doors. Every now and then the door would open and the Eunuch would take one of the girls to go inside. Sometimes we'd hear screams from the other side.

Behind the door rumours said that the lord of the manor had his bed chamber. I couldn't make out whether he was a vampire or just had a penchant for young women - possibly raping and mutilating them. I started to ask questions, but was silenced and woke up...

Of Rice and Men

There was a turkey that was not well so I put one of my chickens with it for company. Elsie was scared of it and not happy. I had to take her away again but the turkey liked its chicken friend and was following me around.

Then we found a German shepherd dog and it had to go to the pound. Two men put it in a small room in a building. The room was made of concrete with a wire door, but it was also then put in a smaller cage inside this because they were worried it would get into the rice store. I thought this was cruel so when they were putting the dog in the little cage I locked the wire door with a padlock. Turns out they were Nazi's and the rice was stolen.

Murder and Pringles

We were setting up tables and chairs on an oval. The chairs had to be built from scratch from flat packs and the oval was near a block of units. I kept hearing conversations from one of the units and it sounded like a man was beating his wife. After collecting several lots of chair packs I stopped for a rest under the unit to try and hear more. I leaned against a hedge and the wife's head fell out of the bushes.

Horrified I tried to tell people I was working with but only one other person listened. The man (who incidentally was Jhonen Vasquez) knew that we knew he'd killed his wife so he was attempting to get us away from the others so he could kill us too. We hid on board a train that was heading to a different town. When the train stopped we were discovered on board and had to pay for all the pringles the crew had eaten.

Getting the Band Back Together

A few people I knew in highschool had invited me for a few drinks and a catchup, but their motive was to get the band back together. We played a couple of tunes, with myself on the bass guitar, and while we sounded good I ultimately said it wasn't going to happen and I had no real interest in playing with them more.

(incidentally I have never played in a band, not even in highschool...)

Big Wizards

I was on my way to an anime convention and noticed a friend had a large pram and her two small cousins were inside. We had to go down a very slippery steep road, over a creek and up another hill to get to our destination... with the pram. It was a struggle.

At the top of the hill we found a large rotunda instead of a convention and people were sitting waiting for someone to arrive. It was supposed to be a teacher of some sort, but Gargamel who was about 20 feet tall (from the smurfs) arrived with Luggage (form Discworld). He was angry and we were all scared and everyone started running in different directions. We saw a car, but we couldn't use it because it had 5 large diamonds chained to the bumper with heavy chain which prevented it from starting. We tried to cut the chains, then someone said they had the keys to unlock the chains and we had to work out which of the 5 keys went with each chain... Gargamel discovered us and asked us why we were trying to steal his car.

Irritants

I was in a newsagent talking with the salesperson and a woman came up to buy a card. She was 15 cents short and got really angry and was yelling about how they must have increased prices recently. I got annoyed at how rude she was and told her not to speak to the salesperson like that. I ended up paying the 15 cents just to make her shut up and go away.

Next I went to join a line for something and a really fat woman rushed over and pushed her way in front of me just as I got to the end of the line. She then called her fat husband and son over as well and I got irrate and started telling her off for pushing in. She conceded to go behind me and then stood as close as possible so I could feel her breath. Ick. I wanted to punch her so badly but figured at her size she would probably fair better in a physical fight.

Refugee Status?

I was a refugee from somewhere and I'd been given 3 cats and my own room with 2 bunk beds - that makes a bed for each of us. The room was full of art books and inspiration and music and awesome things so every day I would draw and create. There was an overall feeling not to get too comfortable because it could all be taken away at any point.

Golden Road

At work it was raining heavily and the building manager was attempting to close the roof. The roof had various layers like petals that weren't quite overlapping so we were moving electronic equipment and setting up buckets. Once that was done I decided to go home and was thankful for an umbrella.*

I walked through the mall past a street artist who was gilding the foot path. Literally a yellow brick road - bricks covered with gold leaf. I turned down a side alley and there was a costume store. One of the costumes that caught my eye was supposed to be one of the thundercats, but it was made out of laytex and the idea was to sew yourself into it and then body paint the rest... There were several people I knew from highschool in the shop looking at the costumes so I stopped to say hi.


* later this same day I discovered a leak in my roof and had to get into the ceiling space to fix it... damn prophetic dreams!